10. Pinched themselves to make sure they were not dreaming

9. Make sure they get the same umpires for the rest of the year

8. Bought Rick Hazel a baseball rulebook

7. Nailed the Budweiser clydesdales

6. Got hookers

5. Checked into getting a better team name

4. Picked up 2 OTHER pitchers that throw 85 miles per hour and have 6 dominating pitches

3. Spoke to Phil Knight about NIKE merchandising deal

2. Hid all urine samples

And the Number 1 thing done by the Goats after their first Victory is....

Just got trashed on some Scarbados beer